Here are 10 one-liners that should "tick you off." Choose one that really does and write us your "favorite comeback." We'll award a free FirstString T-shirt to the winner each month.

1. Everybody does it.
2. If you really loved me.
3. I'll use protection.
4. I really need you.

5. It’s no big deal.
6. No one gets pregnant the first time.
7. We're in love, it's OK.
8. You won't get a disease.
9. It will make our love stronger.
10. I just can't wait.